It is now official. This blog has its first followers. Fame and fortune are sure to follow. With my small but growing army of minions, nothing can stop me! Whahahaha
It's like the South Park episode with the underpants gnomes. "Step One, Collect Underpants. Step Two, ?? Step Three, Profit." Step One, Get Followers. Step Two, ?? Step 3, Profit!
I promise as your loyal leader to post regularly, on whatever subject comes to mind. The idea of renaissancehuman is to indulge my talent for writing and my passion for dabbling. Diversity is the spice of life, I like to say, and its kinda like that spice in Dune that lets you teleport to whole new worlds.
Let me say a few, well-chosen and carefully measured words about my followers:
Nathan is the smartest man alive; he had a brain tumor removed just so he could come back down to our level. And, his taste is impeccable, his defenses impregnable, he is ferocious, he wants your heart, he wants to eat your children. Praise be to Allah!
Ron could never falter since he's the rock of gibralter. He had to get off the boat so he could walk on water. This ain't no tall order, this is nothin to him
Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week. He does this in his sleep.
Mary--in any category she's considered the best, and every time that she says it there ain't nothin' less, She's conceited, never beated, never heard of defeated.
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I'll add myself to your list of followers! I've always found that the best way to keep motivated to doing anything creative is to have an audience. Glad to lend a hand!
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ReplyDeleteI put your blog in my google reader, but I think I know better than to call myself a follower of Eric ;)
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